gears of war 2

a review of Gears Of War 2
a videogame developed by epic (mega)games
and published by microsoft game studios
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Gears Of War 2 is “Videogames: The Videogame.”

tomb raider underworld

a review of Tomb Raider Underworld
a videogame developed by crystal dynamics
and published by eidos
for Microsoft Windows, mobile phones, the microsoft xbox 360, the nintendo DS, the nintendo wii, the nokia n-gage 2.0, the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by action button dot net

2.5 stars

Bottom line: Tomb Raider Underworld is “porno for people who have never climbed a mountain.”

fable ii

a review of Fable II
a videogame developed by lionhead studios
and published by microsoft game studios
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Fable II is “alarmingly not terrible”

ninja gaiden ii

a review of Ninja Gaiden II
a videogame developed by team ninja
and published by tecmo
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Ninja Gaiden II is “a weak dog barking all night long.”

bionic commando: rearmed

a review of Bionic Commando: Rearmed
a videogame developed by grin
and published by capcom
for Microsoft Windows, the playstation network and the xbox live arcade
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Bionic Commando: Rearmed is “the return of AWESOME.”

super mario bros. 3

a review of super mario bros. 3
a videogame developed by nintendo
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo famicom / entertainment system, the nintendo gameboy advance, the nintendo playchoice-10, the nintendo super famicom / entertainment system and the nintendo wii virtual console
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#02

Bottom line: super mario bros. 3 is “a lifelong obsession.”

PANZER DRAGOON ZWEI

a review of Panzer Dragoon Zwei
a videogame developed by sega team andromeda
and published by sega (et al)
for personal computers and the sega saturn
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#13

Bottom line: Panzer Dragoon Zwei is “morbidly delicious.”

the lost vikings

a review of The Lost Vikings
a videogame developed by blizzard
and published by interplay
for amiga, personal computers, the sega CD, the sega genesis, the sony playstation computer entertainment system (as "norse by norsewest") and the super nintendo entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#19

Bottom line: The Lost Vikings is “the best viking game ever.”

secret of evermore

a review of Secret of Evermore
a videogame developed by Square Los Angeles
and published by Squaresoft
for the super nintendo entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#22

Bottom line: Secret of Evermore is “confident and modern”

BRAID (?)

a review of Braid
a videogame developed by number none
and published by microsoft
for the xbox live arcade
text by soulja boy

ZERO stars

Bottom line: Braid is OOOH! OOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH!