bioshock infinite

a review of BioShock Infinite
a videogame developed by Irrational Games
and published by 2K Games
for PC, the microsoft xbox 360 computer entertainment machine and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

2 stars

Bottom line: BioShock Infinite is “the best game of all-time . . . and the worst game of all-time, inserted into opposite ends of a transdimensional nuclear supercollider.”

BIOSHOCK

a review of BioShock
a videogame developed by 2k boston
and published by 2k games
for the microsoft xbox 360 computer entertainment machine
text by tim rogers

2 stars

Bottom line: BioShock is “not art.”

THE LAST OF US

a review of The Last of Us
a videogame developed by Naughty Dog
and published by Sony Computer Entertainment
for the playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: The Last of Us is “a glue-wet gun”

DEAD SPACE 3

a review of Dead Space 3
a videogame developed by Visceral Games
for the microsoft windows, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony ps3
text by ben hornsby

0.5 star

Bottom line: Dead Space 3 is “hitting all the buttons in the elevator”

SUPER MARIO 3D LAND

a review of Super Mario 3D Land
a videogame developed by nintendo and brownie brown
and published by nintendo
for nintendo 3DS
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Super Mario 3D Land is “not a game about looking for parking spaces.”

The Sims Social

a review of The Sims Social
a videogame developed by Playfish
and published by Electronic Arts
for facebook
text by tim rogers

0.5 star

Bottom line: The Sims Social is “a love letter from a computer virus”

god hand

a review of God Hand
a videogame developed by clover studio
and published by capcom
for the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation network
text by Hamish Todd

4 stars

Bottom line: God Hand is “would never lie to you.”

DRAGON AGE 2

a review of Dragon Age 2
a videogame developed by bioware
and published by electronic arts
for personal computers, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by Toph Stuart

0.5 star

Bottom line: Dragon Age 2 is “watching parts 2, 7, 29 and 48 of Let's Play Dragon Age 2.”

FLOWER

a review of Flower
a videogame developed by that game company
and published by sony
for the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by Hamish Todd

4 stars

Bottom line: Flower is “what has enflamed our desire to behave, and feel, like wind.”

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days

a review of Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days
a videogame developed by io interactive
and published by eidos interactive
for Microsoft Windows, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by action button dot net

3.5 stars

Bottom line: Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days is “a game whose only verb is Kill.”