final fantasy xii

a review of Final Fantasy XII
a videogame developed by Square Enix
and published by Square Enix
for the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system
text by Ario Barzan

3 stars

Bottom line: Final Fantasy XII is “the wisp of a thing promised to us in our youth.”

diablo ii

a review of Diablo II
a videogame developed by blizzard north
and published by blizzard entertainment
for Microsoft Windows, the macintosh operating system and the macontosh operating system x
text by action button dot net

ZERO stars

Bottom line: Diablo II is “trying to roleplay someone unenthusiastic.”

wii sports resort

a review of Wii Sports Resort
a videogame developed by nintendo
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo wii
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Wii Sports Resort is “video game soup.”

Overlord 2

a review of Overlord 2
a videogame developed by Triumph Studios
and published by Codemasters
for Microsoft Windows, microsoft xbox 360 and sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by Samuel Kite

0.5 star

Bottom line: Overlord 2 is “[about] your perverted nesting instinct.”

Call of Juarez: Bound In Blood

a review of Call of Juarez: Bound In Blood
a videogame developed by techland
and published by ubisoft
for Microsoft Windows, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by Brandon Parker

2 stars

Bottom line: Call of Juarez: Bound In Blood is “the great co-op game that never was.”