Archive for April, 2009

Dawn of War II (**)

Posted on April 21st, 2009

xkcd abuses this feature a review of
Dawn of War II
a videogame developed by Relic entertainment
and published by THQ
text by samuel kite
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Dawn of War II is “brand poisoning”.

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far cry 2 (*)

Posted on April 16th, 2009

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
far cry 2
a videogame by ubisoft montreal
published by ubisoft
text by brandon parker
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Far Cry 2: Cry Harder is “a lie, the likes of which haven’t been perpetrated on the American public since the lead up to the War in Iraq.”

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star ocean: the last hope (1/2*)

Posted on April 14th, 2009

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
star ocean: the last hope
a videogame by tri-Ace
published by Square-Enix
text by ario barzan
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom Line: Star Ocean: The Last Hope is “shameful.”
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