Archive for November, 2008

gears of war 2 (****)

Posted on November 20th, 2008

yes, the '2' was airbrushed in a review of
gears of war 2
a videogame developed by epic (mega)games
and published by microsoft game studios
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Gears of War 2 is “Videogames: The Videogame”.

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castlevania: order of ecclesia (***)

Posted on November 20th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
castlevania: order of ecclesia
a videogame developed by konami
and published by konami
text by ario barzan
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia is “finally getting it”.

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tomb raider underworld (**1/2)

Posted on November 20th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT
a review of tomb raider underworld
a videogame published by eidos
for the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system and the microsoft xbox 360
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom Line: Tomb Raider: Underworld is “porno for people who have never climbed a mountain“.
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castlevania: portrait of ruin (*1/2)

Posted on November 20th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
castlevania: portrait of ruin
a videogame developed by konami
and published by konami
text by ario barzan
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom line: Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin is “as engaging as those kitschy little stories about a TEENAGER’S STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE you find in a Reader’s Digest”.

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fable ii (***)

Posted on November 11th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
fable ii
a videogame developed by lionhead studios
and published by microsoft game studios
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Fable II is “alarmingly not terrible”.

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