Archive for October, 2008

ninja gaiden ii (***)

Posted on October 24th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
ninja gaiden ii
a videogame developed by team ninja
and published by tecmo
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Ninja Gaiden II is “a weak dog barking all night long”.

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devil may cry 4 (**)

Posted on October 24th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
devil may cry 4
a videogame by Capcom
published by Capcom
text by ario barzan
score: (out of four)

Bottom Line: Devil May Cry 4 is “fuck . . . yeah?”

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Soul Calibur 4 (*)

Posted on October 24th, 2008

yes, have some a review of
Soul Calibur 4
a videogame by Namco
published by Namco
text by Remy Cote D’ivoire
score: (out of four)

Bottom Line: Soul Calibur 4 is “En quoi votre âme est-elle forgée?”
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inazuma eleven (***1/2)

Posted on October 22nd, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
inazuma eleven
a videogame developed and published by level5
text by tim rogers
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom line: Inazuma Eleven is “the most spectacular ‘A for effort’ in years”.

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infinite undiscovery (*1/2)

Posted on October 16th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
infinite undiscovery
a videogame by tri-Ace
published by Square-Enix
text by ario barzan
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom Line: Infinite Undiscovery is “a combination of petting and jerking off an assembly line of cats.”

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banjo-tooie (1/2 *)

Posted on October 16th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
banjo-tooie
a videogame by Rareware
published by Nintendo
text by ryan litton
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom Line: Banjo-Tooie is “a sin whose debts must be paid in hell.”
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Etrian Odssey 2 (*)

Posted on October 16th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXTa review of
Etrian Odyssey 2: Heroes of Lagaard
a videogame by Atlus
published by Atlus
text by Remy Cote D’ivoire
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Etrian Odyssey 2: Heroes of Lagaard is “Intrusive.”
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