Archive for September, 2008

facebreaker (*)

Posted on September 17th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
facebreaker
a videogame by EA sports freestyle
published by Electronic Arts
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom Line: Facebreaker is Tekken for people who failed art class”.
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virtual silence (****)

Posted on September 17th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
virtual silence
an independently developed videogame by virtanen games
downloadable with this link
playable on windows xp
text by eden bradfield
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Virtual Silence is “perversely clinical”.

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bionic commando: rearmed (***)

Posted on September 11th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of
bionic commando
a videogame by grin
published by capcom
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Bionic Commando: Rearmed is “the return of AWESOME”.

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too human (*)

Posted on September 11th, 2008

HILARIOUS ALT TEXT a review of too human
a videogame by silicon knights
published by microsoft game studios
released in 2008 for the xbox 360
text by ario barzan
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Too Human is “at least more fun than getting caught in bear traps.”
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