Monthly Archives: August 2008

secret of evermore

a review of Secret of Evermore
a videogame developed by Square Los Angeles
and published by Squaresoft
for the super nintendo entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#22

Bottom line: Secret of Evermore is “confident and modern”

MONSTER HUNTER PORTABLE 2nd G

a review of MONSTER HUNTER PORTABLE 2nd G (Monster Hunter Freedom Unite)
a videogame developed by capcom japan
and published by capcom
for the sony playstation portable
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#23

Bottom line: MONSTER HUNTER PORTABLE 2nd G is “the son of Street Fighter II.”

SPARTAN: TOTAL WARRIOR

a review of spartan: total warrior
a videogame developed by creative assembly
and published by sega
for the microsoft xbox (not compatible with xbox 360), the nintendo gamecube and the playstation 2 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#24

Bottom line: spartan: total warrior is “the sharpest game of all time, bar slitting your wrist with a DVD shard.”

CASTLEVANIA: BLOODLINES

a review of Castlevania: Bloodlines
a videogame developed by Konami
and published by Konami
for Sega Genesis and Sega MegaDrive
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#25

Bottom line: Castlevania: Bloodlines is “the greatest stupid game ever.”

BRAID (?)

a review of Braid
a videogame developed by number none
and published by microsoft
for the xbox live arcade
text by soulja boy

ZERO stars

Bottom line: Braid is “OOOH! OOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH!”