Monthly Archives: February 2008

super smash bros. brawl

a review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Dairantou Smash Brothers X)
a videogame developed by hal laboratory
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo wii
text by tim rogers

2 stars

Bottom line: Super Smash Bros. Brawl is “the best bowel-movement simulator yet.”

super smash bros. brawl

a review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Dairantou Smash Brothers X)
a videogame developed by hal laboratory
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo wii
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Super Smash Bros. Brawl is “the best game of all-time.”

tekken 6

a review of Tekken 6
a videogame developed by namco
and published by bandai-namco games
for java, the arcades, the microsoft xbox 360, the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation portable
text by tim rogers

0.5 star

Bottom line: Tekken 6 is “escapism for quadriplegics.”

portal (game of the year 2007)

a review of Portal
a videogame developed by valve
and published by valve
for Microsoft Windows, the macintosh operating system x, the microsoft xbox 360 and the playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars
#33

Bottom line: Portal is “the best game ever about points A and B.”

stuntman: ignition

a review of Stuntman: Ignition
a videogame developed by paradigm entertainment
and published by THQ
for the microsoft xbox 360, the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Stuntman: Ignition is “so much better than Guitar Hero.”