Archive for May, 2007

wii sports (*)

Posted on May 30th, 2007

NOT EVEN A SCREENSHOT ON THE BOX, YEAH!!a review of
wii sports
a videogame by nintendo
published by nintendo
for the nintendo wii
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Wii Sports is “not a rock and roll star or an astronaut dreaming big dreams — it’s a twenty-four-hour supermarket manager going over his taxes.”

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WWE SMACKDOWN VS. RAW 2007 (*1/2)

Posted on May 22nd, 2007

LOAD UP THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL, TAKE IT AS FAR AS IT WANTSs..... TO GO!a review of
wwe smackdown vs. raw 2007
a videogame by Yuke’s Future Media Creators
published by THQ
for PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable and Xbox 360
text by brandon parker
score: 1/2 (out of four)

Bottom line: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2007 is “still real to me dammit.”

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final fantasy xii: revenant wings (**)

Posted on May 16th, 2007

LOOK OUT IT'S REVENANTINGa review of
final fantasy xii: revenant wings
a videogame by think and feel
published by square-enix
for the nintendo DS
text by tim rogers
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings is “precisely the kind of tossed-off, down-to-earth pop-song videogame these people need to be making a whole lot more of.”

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Supreme Commander (***)

Posted on May 15th, 2007

a review of
supreme commander
a videogame by chris taylor
published by thq
for windows
text by carl bohlin
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: supreme commander
“is to the original warcraft what a modern bullet-hell shooter is to the first gradius”

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Final Fantasy XII (**)

Posted on May 11th, 2007

Final Fantasy 12a review of final fantasy xii
a videogame by Square Enix
published by Square Enix
for the sony playstation 2
text by bennett
score: (out of four)

Bottom line: Final Fantasy XII is “perfect in form and function; otherwise, bad”
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