Monthly Archives: April 2007

Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee

a review of Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee (Everybody's Golf Portable)
a videogame developed by clap hanz
and published by sony
for the sony playstation portable
text by Thom Moyles

2.5 stars

Bottom line: Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee is “concerned with your current level of relaxation.”

wonder project j

a review of Wonder Project J : Kikai no Shōnen Pīno
a videogame developed by hirano buncho do
and published by enix
for the super famicom
text by Brendan Lee

3 stars

Bottom line: Wonder Project J is “Heroic.”

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TWILIGHT PRINCESS

a review of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
a videogame developed by nintendo
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo gamecube and the nintendo wii
text by Heather Campbell

1 star

Bottom line: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is “Grandma's way of tricking you into taking out the trash.”

altered beast

a review of Altered Beast
a videogame developed by sega
and published by sega
for dos, iOS, the arcades, the armstrad cpc, the atari st, the commodore 64, the commodore amiga, the famicom (nintendo entertainment system), the microsoft xbox live arcade, the msx, the nintendo wii virtual console, the sega master system, the sega mega drive (genesis), the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system, the sony playstation network, the turbografx-cd and the zx spectrum
text by Eric-Jon Rössel Waugh

2 stars

Bottom line: Altered Beast is “the world's best pack-in game.”